Off topic discussion number 1

I'd say its your nose that's the problem then

When you shower, the air has a freshness about it.

Even when I shower in sewage water?

Yep. Sewerage water smells better than you :-P

Phew, something to look forward to next Friday.

Don't be so mean to the rest of the nation.

But the rest of the nation isn't here.

But we can all smell you from where we are!!!

She who smelt it, dealt it

^ Immaturity for a Sunday morning is always a good thing but thanks to working at kissing Mr Google's arse I didn't get a chance to do it this morning so there is your dose of it

Ewww Scandi did you have to?  

It was really Paul!

Yeah yeah pick on a person who's not around to defend himself

That's what he wants people to believe :-P

I wasn't around when the stink came through, therefore it's back on you again Scandi

I smell very pretty. I shower at least once a day, sometimes twice just so I don't smell.

And one day you'll turn the taps on while you're in there

I turn both the hot and cold taps on :-P

I turn both the hot and cold taps on :-P

Well instead of running around trying not to let the drops hit you stand under the water

I do stand under the water. Not everyone has shower practices like you :-P

It's you who avoids the drops.

You're the one who doesn't shower regularly!!!

Yeah but for all you know I could run around naked in the rain with a block of soap.

Now wouldn't that be a sight?

Now wouldn't that be a sight?