Off topic discussion number 1

You don't want to know

It is in your toilet isn't it???

Don't make me say "you're a toilet"

I won't because we all know that you're the toilet!!

I'm not the toilet, you're the toilet, ner ner can't say it back!

Are you the crap then?

And to think I was just going to be nice and ask how your test went yesterday, but if you want to act so immature then I don't think I will.

I passed it thanks for asking

But I didn't

You did in your own special way

I know I am special but I still didn't ask

You brought it up and that's the same as asking :-P

I'll bring something else up, that's not the same as asking you to throw up in a paper bag.

Throwing up in a brown paper bag is better than throwing up all over the floor

Yeah but the floor is better than throwing up all over your feet.

And throwing up over feet is better than throwing up in your face.

And throwing up in your face is better than someone else throwing up in your mouth.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Are you trying to join in Paul?

No I think I'll leave you two throwing up on each other. Thanks all the same

Awe so much for community spirit.

Paul isn't into community spirit.

No scotch in a glass for me thanks

You want it in a coffee mug instead?

Straight out of the bottle if I have too.