Off topic discussion number 1

May have to find somewhere that sells no doze.

dozing isn't my problem it's staying dozed, I can sleep any time anywhere, just not for very long at a time. Truck driver syndrome

You snooze you loose

Hey you have similar sleeping patterns to me!!!

I used to sleep in the truck waiting for stores to open, on a Tuesday and Saturday I could get in 3 sleeps ranging in time for 45 mins to 2 hours in a 10 hour shift. Driving a truck screwed my sleeping patterns

I jut have messed up sleeping patterns.

I have mucked up working patterns too. I keep thinking of all the things I need to/should do and then think of something else and then get around to doing none of them.

You should just list your job as entertaining us!

If only that paid I could be a millionaire.

I'd love to pay you but you refuse to given me your bank details

Yeah but that is your fault because last time I gave you my CC details you used them to buy all those videos off the fetish sties.

Like I told you, miss muffet stole your card off me ....

That may be so but the receipts show that all the videos were delivered to your room and you signed for them. It wouldn't matter so much that you took them all but you stole the Toll Delivery bloke as well and his family want him back even if he is a gibbering wreck.

And I told you that wasn't my signature, it is all Miss Muffet.

The signature is only a minor part of it now, it's the delivery guy who is the focus of the police investigation and Miss Muffet has already been cleared of any wrong doing there.

I'm innocent. Maybe you faked all this?

Explain it to the law, it's too late to worm your way out now!

I will :-P