Off topic discussion number 1

Aubrey they need someone who is a bigger bastard than Paul!

Obviously not everyone in the show can be a bastard their characters just don't allow it but their can be different levels of bastardry and therefore more characters can get involved.

That's why they'd should have one or two bastards.

I think nearly everyone can have a go.

Everyone can give it a go but not everyone will succeed at it.

No to be fair they can't, some have to fail, even Paul has to fail occasionally otherwise he'll just be a joke....oh hang on he's already there

This is a mistake we are talking about Neighbours in an off topic thread

Some of the stuff Paul does is a joke :-P

At least we won't get in trouble!!

10 day ban from posting in this topic for you

Who would you talk to then?

One of our other lovely members would chat with me. After all that's what one joins a chat forum for.

There is no reason for the age old BS excuses like "we can't get a word in" because there is more than enough threads to entertain people. Maybe they are just spies!

Maybe so, or they don't like us :-/

I did forget to put on deodorant before.

I was wondering what that bad smell was

I'll shower next Friday whether I need it or not.

Please shower now. Thanks

Nope can't get out of routine I shower on the second Friday of every month whether I need it or not.

You need a new routine where you shower every day!¡!

No that wastes water.

Being clean and not smelling bad are worth the water!

But I am clean and not smelly

I can smell you from here.

It's a beautiful smell isn't it.

No, it is horrid. go wash yourself pleb!

I smell like roses