The struggles of lauren

Lauren struggles with an arrival

http://m.digitalspy.com.au/soaps/s14/neighbours/spoilers/a581107/lauren-faces-a-problem.html

Lauren struggled last time mum was in town. I know these are spoilers but seriously the person writing them is not really basing the one line on anything substantial.

Nothing substantial yet anyway

See what I mean about the press beating shit up for no reason. There is no story yet but they are telling us there is. I tells ya this wouldn't have happened when I owned the press world.

Why don't you become a media tycoon again Paul?

Because when I sold Erinsborough news I sold it for $15,000,000,000,000,000 and the suckers have finally realised it's not worth that much but they can't afford to sell it because of the loss they would make.

And join in tomorrow when "Lauren wakes up and has breakfast" <---- Breaking news from the world of television!

Hahaha

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz-tv/hot-tv/388643/Neighbours-Paige-Novak-about-to-face-her-true-identity

Not quite Lauren's breakfast menu but it looks like it's mum that reveals the secret. That can only lead to more BS and carry on.

By that article I am assuming Kathy and Paige already have some form of a relationship?

It kind of reads that way but i can't see it.

My thought was Kathy has been doing/paying for her own investigation and she's getting close and her return is to tell Lauren so but has no idea Paige is the daughter, at least initially.

Well ass I can say is it won't be too much longer till shit hit the fans!

Spoiler:

I hope the fan isn't facing me.

It will be facing whoever is mean to me!

I better get my shit proof coat.

There's such things as shit proof coats?

Nah it just makes those who are scared of a bit of shit jealous because they haven't got anything to protect them.

And what happens when your coat is covered in shit? D you clean it? Throw it in the trash? What?

Shit wipes off. We used to have cow shit fights when we were kids. City folk really need to learn that shit is not lethal, the stink only lasts for a short time and all shit wipes off.

Ive lived in country towns for 22/29 years of my life, and been to friend places who have farms. The only way I will deal with shot is if I get paid for it (which I will in a few years time!!!)

You haven't lived until you've had a mud fight that ran out of mud.

I don't think I've ever had a mud fight. I've had a cake batter fight though :-)

Cake batter fights are for girls, or bored boys in compulsory cooking class.

I a girl and the batter fight was with girls,what a surprise!