Off Topic Discussion number 2

But the walls are in your house?

Is she still trying to hide the pictures?

Just hide the fact they are hers

They're not in my house unless you've been stalking me, found out where I live and planted the pictures there yourself. I have no pictures of half-naked or fully-naked people in my house.

Ummmmmmm Scandi, you are forgetting we are married and live together and I have seen the horrors others have not!

I haven't seen them yet Paul .... I think you're lying to me or teaming up with Wanderer to make me out to be crazy. if that's the case you will be punished.   

Like we have to try to make it seem like you are crazy!!

Aweeee I'm sorry look I bought you a flower.

Thanks for the flower Paul   

Looks like it needs water, or fertiliser, or resuscitation, or burial

Ssssssshhhhhhh Wanderer I'm being nice

Aweee Paul if only all males were as sweet as you

He's getting a super special thanks later :-)

Someone hand me the barf bucket again.

Multiple styles too

Multiple styles of barf bucket?

Multiple styles of thanks :-)

Thanks only comes in two styles, 1 finger or 2

If you're not in a loving relationship.

then you need the entire hand.

Paul and I use other body parts

No wonder Paul is silent right now, he's scared!!

He's just not online. He enjoys what we get up to

So rocking backwards and forward in a corner with his knees up around his chin moaning "please don't come near me I have suffered enough" is your idea of enjoyment?

That is the torture you put him through by being mean to me