Ok so in an effort to allow everyone to keep up lets get a list of the names we affectionately(?) use for the cast.
Past or present is ok we are not bias here
I'll start with a few.
Constable Cardboard (or just Cardboard) = Matt Turner
Braindead = Mark Brennan
BJ or Dolphin = The guy who used to swim
Imagine = Imogen Willis
Freckles = Chris Pappas
Moose = Mason Turner
Canons = Kyle Canning
Feel free to contribute