Rumour Mill - May contain potential spoilers ....

Sheesh you are such a hard person to please, no wonder the youth of today are unemployed when jobs like the ones I have go begging

Could always make her man the dumpster out the back to stop people trying to set fire to it Paul.

Once I get my degree I won't be too fussy in the area I work in as long as it is in the field I am studying.

If I ever get a degree I'll retire.

So you don't have to pay the HECS back?

Only degrees I ever got were the ones I wrote myself.

Aren't you a clever bean? :-)

Nope a hasbean

I didn't fake degrees for anything more than comic relief but I've never been formally qualified on anything.

I've got a few Tafe certs. The only one close to what I want to do I find at the end of last year. The others I won't use.

I haven't even got a medical certificate because that useless doctor posing as an erotic author wont give me one. Sonya is going to be annoyed that I'm not turning up to work.

You of all people deserve a medical certificate Paul, with your leg and all

I'll pass the medical certificate onto Terese so she knows I have a medical condition and can't work to the best of my capacity

She will love that then question whether you're still suitable to be at the top of enrinsboroughs lassiters chain

Everyone needs a sick day now and again. Besides I own Lassiters, it may be part of a chain but I own the Lassiters complex and that means the best they can do is remove the name, which wont happen because Lucy feels sorry for me.

We all felt sorry for Lucy when she returned the first time with 'that' hair do. But we forgave her upon her last visit when she didn't look so bad.

Makes you wonder if she will look any better this time over last time?

Well they have to stop the improvement at some stage, no one can improve everytime they appear.

Some do need slight improvement each time they appear on screen.

Yes well that is an unfortunate way of life in tv land. If only we could go back to the days before digital tv where screens had crappy resolution and people weren't so damn ugly.

Do we really want to go back

by the look of some people on tv I definitely want to go back.

Like who?

You wouldn't know, you only watch Neighbours and Offspring

Morning tv hosts look f'n ugly in high definition.