Which Iconic Neighbours Character are you?

A bit normal for our dear beloved Paul!!!

How many wives has he bought and killed?

At least 4 that I have heard of

I have no killed any of my wives. They are all still alive and kicking and make the occasion visit to Ramsay St to kick my arse.

Some are still alive and kicking

I think you'll find all are.

Well there is Bonny, Claudia, Jessica and Abby???

There is?

don't tell me that just because you killed them it gives you an excuse to forget them

Produce some evidence that I was married to these people and we'll talk.

You refused to get photos and burnt the marriage certificates. You then blackmailed births deaths and marriages into deleting the marriage info.

Pfft likely excuse.

Did your brain tumour affect your long term memory?

I say pics or it didn't happen. I'm happy to accept that Paul's been marrying and disposing of women for years, he is Soprano Paul after all, but unless you can produce some hard evidence and not just hearsay and rumour I'm afraid I can't believe it.

Paul disposed of all evidence as he knew someone would one day bring it up.

Sheesh I suppose next your going to tell us JFK was shot by his wife and Harold Holt was taken by a Chinese submarine.

Nope JFK shot himself (RD S7 E1 1997) and Harold Holt obviously met the despair squid (RD S5 E6 1992).

Who's Harold Holt?

Oh dear history is not your strong point is it.

I haven't done history since I was 14 at school (year , and I almost failed it.

I didn't do history but I still know who Harold Holt was.

Well you are almost 100 years old ...

Yeah I am history, doesn't excuse you for not knowing australian history though

I was an ignorant teenager and now a lazy adult.

Seems to be the catch cry of the young