Karl and Susan's anniversary

Karl and Susan are celebrating the anniversary of the 15th time they have gotten back together and a huge street party is organised (because it's always sunny in Erinsborough and rain wont effect the gathering). The whole street turns out to the party as well as several surprise guests who have to turn up fashionably late to make a scene.

The party is swinging, there is music, a tonne of people no one recognises, food and Toadie has hired the blow up boxing ring.

Everyone is having a ball, people are eating, drinking, talking and the brave are taking on Toadie in his boxing ring. Toadie's already beaten Paul in a 2 round KO, Kyle in a 3 second BO (he lifted his arms and revealed how little deodorant he uses), Chris in a 5 round thriller where neither boxer touched each other and Chris tripped over and fell out of the ring and Cardboard who just folded under the pressure.

Then out of the blue a masked man appears, from his statue it can be easily seen he's a overweight person with a leotard that is two sizes too small, he trips over his own feet and looks extremely uncoordinated. No one has any idea who this person is but he does have a misguided air of confidence that suggests he knows everyone else. The masked figure then walks up to the ring and challenges Toadie, Toadie being Toadie has no idea what to do so he turns to his wife and looks for guidance. Sonya is of course intrigued as to who this person is and motions to Toadie to get out of the ring in case the person is too good for him. Toadie reads the signals wrong and invites the challenger into the ring.

What follows is nothing short of brutal as both boxers drop their oversized gloves slap each other across the face and scream in high voices. The fight goes on for ages (or 3 ad breaks which ever comes first), the crowd is roaring and cheering but they have no idea who for. Then in a terrible twist of fate Toadie spins and trips over his own pride which he lost 15 years ago when he started dating women, he then falls face first onto the mat and is counted out by Nell (who is the referee).

Basking in the glory and dancing around the ring the overweight masked man slowly pulls his mask off and reveals to the street a pock marked, scarred and weather beaten face. At which time Karl and Susan run up to the ring screaming...........................BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very good mr. Robinson

Paul can do anything!!

That's a privilege of being mayor!

Kneel before me!!!

Make me!!!

You don't make shit it comes natu....oops that might be considered a personal attack even if you are my wife.

Is that how it is, is it?

No it's like this.

Oh, is it just?

No dammit it's like this.