Paige Novak

Discuss Paige, played by Olympia Valance.

Now where are those pink boxing gloves?

Where the sun doesn't shine.

I know she is kind of weird but that seems weird even for her.

So what is brother dearest going to do tonight when he arrives?

It would be nice if he slipped Paige's secrets. But we all know that won't happen.

I'm thinking he's just going to go along with everything she does which makes me wonder why they are bringing him in.

The secret will have to be exposed soon. They can't expect to drag it out too much longer.

You are assuming Braddles is smart enough to recognise something other than his own reflection.

Someone on the street needs an IQ above 5

Well deeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr obviously Suze and Karl can reach double figures or they would be in such high society jobs.

Is that with the help of their kids?

You've seen their kids, between all three they barely get into positive IQ figures.

It will help Karl and Suzie bring their IQ up ...

By 1.

So if one is 4, and the other is 5, then with that added 1 they have a collective IQ of 10

Maybe but when one is 4, the other is 5 and the last one is -8 that means they have collective IQ of 1 and Suzie and Karl only just jump into double figures.

I'm all for a bit of pyscho action to liven things up but seriously this chick needs to get her act together.

She definitely needs to start owning up to who she really is.

The silly thing is that when she does own up she goes from being a girl who arrived in the burb with enough cash reserves to pay $450 a night for a hotel to a sibling living in the same street as the mum and dad she's only just met and working at a coffee shop. For me something just isn't going to add up and I reckon they risk making her a dead end character.

I have got a feeling that she will end up that way too

The thing is that most characters end up being just characters and only having interesting stories every few weeks/months and it's the way the show has to be but I do think Paige really risks becoming more nothing than others simply because she is the daughter that can be forgotten or written out easier.

She does have potential, unlike certain Gnomes, but how to unlock her potential .... Maybe she can cheer up paulie???

I could just imagine Braddles reaction if she started dating Paulie. She might be a bit young too. I know Paulie doesn't seem to care about age but at least Gnomes is only half his age.