Tonight's show 28/07/2014

Gotta love gnomes and Sheila's relationship.

Toadies iq has increased enough to figure out the writer of the book.

I still think Kathy would be an idiot to hire a high end hooker PA in a management role no matter how big the retail store is.

Surprise surprise they found somewhere in Lassiters for this homewares shop. Lassiters really is the one stop place for everything.

Toadie didn't really need an IQ to figure out who wrote it, but if ihis IQ was higher he'd have stopped hunting out the author when he realised he had a chance of knowing who it was.

How long until the residents all start asking which character they are?

Lol, if Kathy had done humour she would suggest for gnones to head to the nearest corner and stick out her thumb!!

The lassiters complex is the Westfield of erinsborough.

Toadie Karl or suzie would have up tell others before hgey start asking those questions.

What gets me is that Kathy was happy to pay a PI to find her grand daughter yet she didn't even look at references to hire a manager. I know the two situations are completely different but surely someone in that position would atleast check the references of a potential manager if she's willing to go to the nth extreme to find a granddaughter she illegally disposed of.

I wonder what the next business in Lassiters will be.

They could turn it into fun and have Karl specifically name people in the street as characters and then have rumours about how he knew about heir sex life. It could actually be a fun story but I doubt they will do that.

Yeah well Lauren hired devil spawn child without references I suppose. Might run in the family.

Maybe a hippy shop for ODB.

Karl could turn it into a fun game.

Yeah I didn't agree with that either but atleast Lauren's job is only a pleb worker, Kathy's is a managers position, someone you should be able to trust run every aspect of your local business.

What would a hippy shop sell?

yeah but I bet he doesnt.

Everyone trusts each other in Erinsborough.

Hippy shops sells things like tie dyed clothing, dream catchers, incense, crystals, books about crystals, dreams, certain religions etc.

I don't think he would either.

I suppose if Moose was able to get a job, and not just any job, in the same place he robbed at gun point hiring a high end hooker as a retail manager isn't that far fetched

Hippys.

Suzie has already mentioned another book. Damn Karl's going to be busy, I have him slotted in to cure Cancer for the next 3 weeks.

Didn't Lassiters also hire that red haired bimbo hooker too? (I forget her name)

Is the cancer cure before or after his cure for MS so suzie can hang around for even longer?

Moose's girlfriend?

I don't think he wants to cure MS, if he really did he'd have done it by now. I think he's got plans for when Suzie finally does fall off her perch.

That one ...

What plans would they be?

I don't think she was a crim, just an extremely bad choice, although in defense of Lassiters she was only hired as a cleaner and when you see some of the cleaners in high end hotels she probably doesn't stand out that much

I don't know the exact plans but he's obviously not sharing the nookie with Suzie because it was Suzie who claimed the other day that the partner of the author would be getting it all the time. Either she's also having memory issue or Karl's offering to someone else.

Actually that just reminded me, did they show Suzie under the street light waiting for the author last night as they showed us in the previews last week?

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Actually that just reminded me, did they show Suzie under the street light waiting for the author last night as they showed us in the previews last week?

I don't remember TBH.

A bad choice moosey's GF was. Are they still together?

Would you want to know if they were sharing the nookie with each other?

If they didn't show it last night then that means it's still to come and given the author has been named that can only mean one thing for that particular story, and that really is spew worthy.

They didn't leave together the left as friends, so if they are together it's not 'still'

Even Suzie needs love.

It'll definitely be spew worthy

She got s kiss last night. Does that count?

You will dream about it forever

Nope she needs to get the blue box out.

As sick as it sounds I'm a bit surprised that if Karl did write the book the blue box didn't come out a few times during the books writing.

Yeah dream about the horrors.

Oh don't try and hide the fact that you dream about Dr K and what he can do with a sphygmomanometer

No, I don't dream about Dr K being able to take someone's BP with a Sphygmo.

That's right it's all the other things he can do with it that you dream about.

Not much else you can do with a shpygmo, sorry to break your delusions though.

That's not what you told me in private when you thought you could help me.

Proof or it didn't happen

I am not petty enough to post private conversations on a public forum.